"Why Married Men Live Longer" by David

1. I get lots of exercise shopping
   
   • Seat Squats
     
   • Pole Presses
     
   • Ledge Lunges
     
2. When you get bored with that you do some research. However that requires internet access. After 30 minutes we finally arrange some access through Starbucks.
   
3. "Let go to Avenue of the Stars" she says. "What a good idea" he says
   
4. Google Maps says "Woohoo, it's not far away"
   
5. Walk. Walk. Walk, Cross big street. Walk. Walk More. Should be here somewhere. Wander in circles.
   
6. Ask kind Policeman, "Hey Man, Thats in Hollywood - Not Beverly Hills" :(
   
7. Walk back to catch a bus home.
   

I'm going to be very fit when I get home!!!